Eating Like a Pig

Okay, if you are one of my siblings or Josh, you know that I absolutely cannot handle hearing any kind of noise associated with eating or breathing. I am pretty sure I have some kind of disorder because when a tiny, squishy sound happens, I will hear it and it goes straight from my ear to my brain and every nerve in my body feels like it will explode and I’m instantly ready to kill the fool that would allow such a sound to occur.

(This disorder is especially bad in the temple where it’s quiet and I’m supposed to feel very Christlike, but somehow I’m always next to a larger, old lady who is having a difficult time breathing. I have spent many temple sessions with one finger very sneakily plugging my ear.)

Strangely enough, when Ashton or Emmy make these noises, I think it’s the cutest thing in the world! Just hilarious! “Oooooh, listen to them just smacking away, LOVING that food! How cute!…….(Josh accidentally makes a slurping sound while drinking through ice) JOSH!!!!! I heard that! If you do that again, I will kill you.”