Taking It Back to the Old School Because I’m an Old Fool…

Have you noticed how everything new is lame and everything old is SUPER DUPER?!?! Remember how awesome cartoons were when we were kids? They were soooo amazing you would actually wake up early on Saturdays. Todays cartoons (other than “Phineas and Ferb” which may be one of the best cartoons ever) are soooo lame.  Just to give you perspective on how stupid todays cartoons are, today Ashton said “Change it Dad, we don’t speak Spanish!”

What kind of dweebs have been put in charge of television programming? Every single kids show is the most annoying “educational” crap.  We can’t even tell our kids that “TV will rot your brain” because it is turning them into Spanish speaking, animal loving, sensitive, dorks.

LUCKILY, God invented YouTube and then filled it with AMAZING reruns any time you choose to rerun them.  Now every day at lunch we rot the brains of our children with old cartoons.

Ashton loves: Bugs Bunny, Casper the Friendly Ghost, old Disney cartoons, Tom and Jerry, Looney Tunes, and Smurfs.

Emmy always wants to watch: My Little Pony, Strawberry Shortcake, Care Bears, old Disney and anything with pirates or princesses.

So blog readers please make some suggestions for classics we can use to further rot the brains of our children.